1. I joined one of those yarn of the month clubs
*5/10/20/50 years ago, and I keep forgetting to cancel my membership.
2. My pet sheep thinks he's a cat, but instead
of fur balls he coughs up skeins of yarn.
3. My son married an heiress to a yarn company
fortune, and this is her dowry.
4. I got one of those chain letters that said
if I sent a ball of yarn to the next five people on the list, Id get *50/500/5000 balls in return. Well imagine my surprise
when it actually worked!
5. You know the saying, Say it with flowers?
Same idea, except my husband/wife says it with yarn instead.
6.Im actually an undercover agent for the FBI
(Fiber Bureau of Investigation), and Im working on a case. Debbie Bliss and Meg Swansen have kidnapped Lily Chin, and this
is part of the ransom.
7.Oh, this isn't mine! The local yarn store
ran out of room, so I'm just storing their extra stock for them.
8.Someday I plan to buy a small island and incorporate
it as a country, then use yarn as the national currency. So I dont really think of this as a big pile of wool, but rather
as my retirement fund.
9.I forgot to have my wools and cottons neuteured,
and before I knew it, theyd multiplied!
10. I read somewhere that you can lower your
risk of getting cancer and other diseases by increasing your fiber content. And I must say that since I started buying more
yarn, Ive never felt better!
